Simulation Theory on the Hollywood Broadwalk

Today’s MyXXFLY story-time begins with dreams of escaping the conveyor belt of conformity and a trip to Hollywood! No, not the star-studded, west coast, tinsel town, impersonator’s on the walk of fame, Rodeo Drive, Hollywood. The flourishing east coast, five o’clock somewhere, no fucks, Margaritaville, uber tan white people looking like brown roasted chickens, Hollywood. South Florida…

Political Horrorscope

This week on MyXXFLY we’re channeling spiritual guru Walter Mercado! The garments and accessories featured in this post are some of my absolute favorite thrift finds. (I mean, how the fuck else would I have acquired a velvet cape straight out of Ms. Patty‘s closet, and a sequined matador-worthy jacket, if not at a thrift store?) With these…

Unplug and Reprogram/Desenchufe y Reprograme

Welcome to Phase 3 MyXXFam! We’ve been churning out content non-stop for 40 weeks now and frankly, we’re exhausted. But since there’s no rest for the wicked, allow me to reintroduce myself. I’m Yesenia Guadalupe, thrift-store junkie, body positive babe, and your friendly neighborhood “fuck what you’ve been taught about living, we exist to do more than work and…

Anthology Dos

Well friends, another chapter of fly thrifted outfits, body positive goodness, mental health, art, and politics has come to a close! Where does the time go? If you’ve recently joined MyXXFam this is the perfect reference sheet for our last 20 posts. But if you’ve got time to kill at the cubicle, on the toilet, on the couch,…

Evelyn Durden

Welcome or welcome back MyXXFam! Today on the blog we are wrapping up Phase Two of MyXXFLY. Can you believe it? Another 20 weeks of fly sustainable fashion, art, politics, mental health, and body positivity under our belt. Next week we’ll be doing our second anthology post and taking a stroll down memory lane as well as giving…

Peaceful Alliance of Interplanetary Nations: Expedition 2442

Planet for expedition: Earth Species being observed: Homo Sapiens Gregorian Calendar Year: 2017 The purpose of Expedition 2442 to the Milky Way Galaxy is to gather intelligence on the current state of planet Earth. While the planet has yet to become an intergalactic player, the greatest scientific minds of Earth are on the cusp of lifting…

Art (R)Evolution

  Art: the expression or application of human creative skill and imagination… producing works to be appreciated primarily for their beauty or emotional power. Even the Oxford English Dictionary definition of art is word porn ain’t it? Art in modern times is often delegated to the realm of expertly curated museums and studios, and while these places are replete…

Lantern Light Festival feat. Ty

You already know we’ve got some fly shit on deck in time for your holiday weekend. Today on the blog we are touring the Chinese Lantern Light Festival in Miami, FL with our boy Ritai Su (aka Ty). Ty is a fellow educator and currently works at an elementary school in S. Florida. We met years ago…

La Purisima: Quien Causa Tanta Alegria?!

Welcome, or welcome back MyXXFam! If you’re new to the blog, you may not be aware that I, your fly internet blog hostess, am a first generation Nica in Miami. My parents Patricio and Auxiliadora are Nicaraguan immigrants from the town of Chinandega, and brought with them all of the customs and cultural traditions of the motherland….

Lolita Yuki-Chan

Welcome back to another week of fly fashion. Today, y’all are in for a special treat because we’re being joined by our favorite geeky Lolita, cosplaying seamstress, motherfucking craft goddess Kristina (aka Yuki-Chan). Not just anyone can pull off a pink frock and American Girl doll-hair wig, but Kristina ain’t just anybody. In fact, she was deemed “too…